The grim pizza
So you remember how we mentioned that Unmarked Grave?
Yeah, well... It started really piling up, and all of our guests started getting a lil snacky...
...you see where this is going, yeah?
Well, TADA! POSSESSED PIZZA!
Plus... it's fun to say! Go on. Say "The Grim Pizza".
See? ...Sounds a little like "Grim Reaper", right?
Whatever. Shut up and eat yout pizza.
pURGATORY 'N cHEESE
Our simple take on an old classic; The Purgatory 'n Cheese is a blend of all the good people cheeses.
One bite, and you'll see eons of pain and torment you were NEVER meant to experience! 🥳
-(Because YOU'RE one of the Good Ones, aren't you?)-
Buy the whole pie and save your soul!
hAMBURGER HILL HELPER
For all our Meat Lovers out there, we've got JUST the thing!
...and for all you animal lovers, remember;
People Don't Count!
Meats we've collected from all across the Crypt, ground together
and blended with that sweet 'n pungent "people cheese"
for a putrid pie you'll never survive!
(at least, you probably won't want to...)
